In these difficult en economic times it is difficult to take time to realize the true questions.
Have you ever wondered:
WHY can a pizza come to your house faster than an ambulance?
WHY there is a parking for the disabled at a skating rink?
WHY people order a Double Cheesburger, a large fries and a Diet Coke?
WHY do we buy hotdogs in a box of 10 and buns in a pack of 8?
WHY the word "abbreviation" is so long?
WHY you have to press the start button is you want to close WINDOWS?
WHY we use lemon juice that contains artificial flavorings and dishwasher products are made with real lemons?
WHY there is no cat food made with mouse-flavoring?
WHY dog food says 'with new improved taste': Who has tested this?
WHY they sterilize the needle for euthanasia?
WHY we press harder on the buttons on the remote when the batteries are low?
WHY we wash our towels; aren't we supposed to be clean if we drying?
How did the panels 'PLEASE, DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS' get in the middle of the field?
How the man discovered that cows give milk, what was he looking for?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how do they know that?
WHY Lipton workers get a coffee break?
WHY people buy a new boomerang, how do they lost the old one?
Hahaha awesome! My favorite is ... Hmm, I can't tell which one.
ReplyDeleteI love them all!
hahaha =D awesome. double, triple awesome.
Thankie ;D
ReplyDeletenaaaaaice! I'm so glad you made a new one! I finally have something to read again! :D
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. I like the 'why lipton workers take a coffee-break?'. Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah.
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahah.
And the 'how did the DON"T WALK ON THE GRASS sign get in the middle of the field?'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHHAAH.