Questions?!?

In these difficult en economic times it is difficult to take time to realize the true questions.
Have you ever wondered:

WHY can a pizza come to your house faster than an ambulance?   

WHY there is a parking for the disabled at a skating rink?

WHY people order a Double Cheesburger, a large fries and a Diet Coke?

WHY do we buy hotdogs in a box of 10 and buns in a pack of 8?

WHY the word "abbreviation" is so long?

WHY you have to press the start button is you want to close WINDOWS?

WHY we use lemon juice that contains artificial flavorings and dishwasher products are made with real lemons?

WHY there is no cat food made with mouse-flavoring?

WHY dog food says 'with new improved taste': Who has tested this?


WHY they sterilize the needle for euthanasia?



WHY we press harder on the buttons on the remote when the batteries are low?


WHY we wash our towels; aren't we supposed to be clean if we drying?

How did the panels 'PLEASE, DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS' get in the middle of the field?

How the man discovered that cows give milk, what was he looking for?

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how do they know that?

WHY Lipton workers get a coffee break?

WHY people buy a new boomerang, how do they lost the old one?

A song written for you!

If there is one person that change my life, than it´s Regina Spektor. She is the best singer and songwriter that I know. I have almost every album of her.
She has written some of the best songs (in my opinion) and the lyrics are brilliant. So, I thought, I'm gonna write her a song with texts of her music.
So Regina, here is a song for you:

... Regina ... Regina ... do you know when that song is gonna start?... It's gonna start now!!!


(piano playing) 


I want to sing, to you my love. But I'm forgetting, the word to your favorite song. So, come and open up your folding chair next to me, like two birds on a wire. We sit down at the table, right next to the window. With donuts, coffee and reporters. And we began to talk. Hey remember that time when my favorite colors were pink and green. The color of our planet from far, far away.
Then we walked and I found a wallet, right next to the window. But the genius next door was bussing tables. I'll take the wallet to my local Blockbuster. Will you feel better, better, better???
Then raindrops were falling on our heads, it feels a little worse. Some said the local lake had been enchanted, others said it must have been the weather. On the radio, we heard, 'November Rain'.
But it's summer in the city, 
I'll come back when you call me, no need to say goodbye
And this song is all been written in braille upon my skin.


Pay up, it's just 2.99 a story

Art with a forehead

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Translating

Friday 1 Okt. 2010, 07:08 pm, actually it is 8 o'clock 

Hi, I'm Lydia poep, my art is fantastic
At school till 5, and now I type something stupid tyjuhrfgtujhyyrtjhyuhgrftghy